JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
gah i wanna be a dad so badly
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
i just laughed one “ha” and my parents don’t know what to make of it
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
must obtain
if u guys dont kno about this show
its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness
i think i must have replayed this at least fourteen times.
and i’m still laughing.
Anonymousand now trish is dead inside.
no you’re not crazy, giselle. I LOVE YOU.
trish will probably be deathly afraid of crows for the rest of her life.
please stop screaming, justin
you’re gonna make me cryyyyyyy
his eyes.
are gone.
well damn.
it’s over.
and i want to watch the next one, but i might never sleep again.
yeah your lung’s gone, officer.
giselle i still love you even though your dreams have holes in them.
trish stop being a bitch.
damn you lightning.
OH MY FUCK IT JUST STARTED CRAWLING ON THE WALL
YOU LEAVE GISELLE ALONEok thanks.
they’re in the interrogation roomEW THAT’S HIS HAND AND NOW HIS FACE IS A CENTIMETER AWAY FROM HERS
ew
i literally cannot handle this
stop smelling her, for the love of god.
EW HE LICKED HER
i mean i’m glad the big guns showed up butOH MY FUCK THAT WAS GROSS
trish don’t be a hero. ok justin even said so.
did i just see the contacts in—yep i did.
OK, WHY DIDN’T YOU FUCKERS SHOOT WHEN HE WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE
“i think it’s eaten too many hearts for it’s own to ever stop.”
lerv you giselle.
ew big pile of dead things
AND IT’S NAKED
IT HAS HUGE WINGS
and it’s eating an inmate
those eating sounds are so gross.
get in the damn winnebago
yeah, like those guns are going to do anything.
margaret, stop interrupting my movie watching.
this is important.
welp.
i had forgotten about the wings for a minute there.
yay you ran over it again.
the lightning outside is eerily appropriate.
i can see justin long’s pecs.
yum.
AW YEAH BLACK LADY
YOU’RE MY FAVORITE
mk it’s giselle.
alright it’s every twenty three years.
justin long’s freaked the fuck out face is…interesting.
OH FUCK THAT’S THE TRUCK
i just turned another light on.
this is why i love this movie.
well now you have no windshield.
great job, trish.
no, he isn’t dead! oh good she ran over him.
DO IT AGAIN
yay
wow that is a fuckload of cats.
and now they’re all whining.
and all the windmills have stopped.
OH NO HE’S STANDING RIGHT THERE.
that bitch is crazy.
there’s no way she won that fight.
but she’s standing right there—oh no, the monster’s just holding her upOH FUCK HE’S SO GROSS
i wonder how much time that makeup took.
OH CRAP HE’S IN THE COP CAR
ew he’s really gross.
why is he sniffing that head?
nice billboard in the background.
IS THAT HIS TONGUE?!?!?!?!?!
definitely did not remember that part.
nope. not at all.
oh no
that was the flying noise
i’ve seen this movie like ten times and it still gets me.
oh trish, he’s superman, just not the good kind.
oh crap all the bodies are up in flames now.
lol strip-o-gram cop.
NO NOT THE SONG.
AND NOW HE’S ON THE TOP OF THE POLICE CAR
no
lady don’t look up there
wow that was a pretty girly scream for a cop
and now that guy’s head is gone.
poor stripper cop.
